|Kurt Metzger Talks to Young People About Sex|
Monday, November 03, 2003
( 11:32 AM ) kurt
Hey. I wouldnt normally write this, but i dont know where else to
turn. I am a well-respected middle manager of a large independent insurance
shipment supply management company. It sounds like a hard job, right?
Trust me, it isnt. I spend most of my days jacking off in my office. Thats
not the problem. The problem occured when i was weighing my dick on the
postage scale. Thanks!
Easton Ind. Co.,Inc.
p.s - the UPS guy say me.
pps-i get off on sniffing his UPS truck seat
Firstly, your grammar is atrocious. Secondly, you didn't even ask me a question. What was the problem with the UPS scale? Was it innacurate? Was your penis cut on some sort of jagged protuberance? What do you mean by "The UPS guy say me?"
Frankly I find it frightening that someone with your limited intelligence and education could so easily rise to the rank of middle manager. There are plenty of dedicated young men an women living in ghettos right now that must face the dangers of constant, gang- related rap and breakdance battles just to get to school every day! I'm sure none of them would fritter away their time at work by punching their eclairs and then weighing them!
Straighten up and fly right!